Thomas Headon

a liar. a man that lies. he’s 5 ft 7 at best and doesn’t know the lyrics to his own songs. a plane nerd and a leo man.

thomas headon sucks

by thomasheadonisasmallman November 3, 2022

gorilla in the headlock

Excessive amount of pubic hair.

Girl, you need to take care of that gorilla in the headlock!

by Zoo animales May 1, 2018

The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992

This was a terrifying, potentially catastrophic, event that happened in the summer of 1992. This is when two people break into a hotel room to fuck and destroy everything in the room as a drunk accident including pouring whiskey all over the guys dick and sucking him off. Raunchy shit. During the sex the headboard falls off and panic ensues. The girl almost suffocates and suffers a bloody nose. Both parties panic. Then the actual owners of the room key in and the other party flees while the new couple is forced to clean up blood whiskey and semen. It’s awful.

Bro, shit was a disaster last night. We broke into a hotel room last night and turned that place into a crime scene. It reminded me of The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992. No shit, the owners opened the door as we cleaned up the blood and we had to run out of there naked. It was ugly.

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018

headcold

The act of sneezing directly after finishing filletio, giving head, forcing the seminal byproduct out of the nostrils.

She had a fit of a headcold.

by CheesemooG August 6, 2009

HeadBoard Betty

A woman that is built for such extreme Bed Olympics that sex causes wall and room damage. You have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!

Sex slamming fun, crazy Headboard betty bitch and a headboard all make it work.

by Kurt Ahrens August 18, 2007

Headboard Concussion

1. A Headboard Concussion is when a very promiscuous woman starts to lose the ability to think due to her head repeatedly hitting the headboard during rough sex.
2. A concussion gotten from a woman hitting her head on the headboard during sex.

1. That girl was so slutty she goes to the hospital once a month for a headboard concussion.

2. On my honeymoon I gave my wife a headboard concussion. The marriage didnt go well.

by Anonymous58332 June 28, 2011

heatro

Even hotter than hot. The most extreme form of being "hot"

Yo, that girl right there is the heatro. That club that we went to last night was the heatro.

by DJ Frustration July 12, 2006