meg-handjob

a girl named megan that gives herself way too much credit for having a "witty" personality, but the only thing witty about her is the irrelevant verb hyfinated in to her name...she's decently cool as well

Hey Meg-handjob, could you shut up.

by ceeg10inches October 5, 2015

Henson Handjob

A sexual act where Person A sticks their hand up Person B's ass. Then Person B gives a handjob to another individual

She said she was into Muppets but I didn't know that she wanted to give her boyfriend a Henson Handjob

by Hand over the muppet August 26, 2021

icy handjob

The typical Edmonton Hooker's specialty as coined by the Canadian edition of "Cards Against Humanity"

What were you up to last night?

You know, the usual. I did get an icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker, though.

by ChillyColdCanadian April 4, 2019

Quasi Handjob

When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. This does not result in the man reaching climax, but is a precursor to a blowjob, often times in a parking lot.

"Yeah we were just sitting in the parking lot and she gave me a quasi handjob" -Leo Dottavio
"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just played with my dick a little bit" -Leo Dottavio

by Papa Leo March 7, 2021

Hallelujah Handjob

Where you drill a hole in the middle of your hand just like stigma on Jesus's hand and used the blood as lube to jerk your dick off.

I need to buy a new drill. My old one broke while I was trying to give myself a hallelujah handjob

by mtt4411 September 8, 2019

mormon handjob

Noun: a sexual act that involves manual stimulation of the genitals through the recipients clothing.

Ann gave Mitt a "mormon handjob" to make him feel better after his loss on election night.

by TriDickUnicorn April 21, 2014

Hallway Handjob

When your casually walking down the hallway a school with a female and she accidentally touches or brushes your penis. When this happens you can say you received a handjob!

Tim: Did you see me walking with Cammy

Dan: No what happened?

Tim: she gave me a HALLWAY HANDJOB

Dan: Nice

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by XxVb2013xX March 13, 2011