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hamburger tits 

a fat women with saggy sweaty breasts with unusually large nipples
she deffinatly should be at this nude beach , her hamburger tits are making me sick .
hamburger tits by aprillll June 17, 2005

Earl Of Hamburger 

The man that rules over the land of hamburger with an iron fist.
"The current Earl of Hamburger is a tyrant!"
"Yes, he has raised the lettuce tax by 5%"

hamburglary 

The zen art of burglarizing hamburgers and other such things. Introduced by the grand master Hamburglar, perfected by the zen master himself Nithron.
"Did you see that guy pilfer all those leet warez?! That's pure hamburglary!"
hamburglary by Nithronn February 18, 2009

hamburger fog 

A state of induced lethargy and complacency brought on by the mass consumption of hamburgers.
"Hey, we're going out to meet some people, you want to come with?"

"I'd love to dude but I'm mired in a hamburger fog."
hamburger fog by narcloft February 2, 2014

Hamburger Hand 

When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.
Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand
Hamburger Hand by Lils6m May 5, 2018

HamburgerMan 

A 2 dollar mobile game streamer who owns a hamburger fur suit. My wife is being held hostage please help this is not a joke. Hamburgerman will ban you if you say the word "Hamburger Helper". The word is most commonly used if you're mentally unstable. Jizzes over concaved memories.
my wife H A M B U R G E R M A N hamburgerman
HamburgerMan by Epicironykid November 1, 2019