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Snout Goblin

Someone who loves cigarettes. Usually JPS or Benson and Hedges. snout goblins will do anything to get a cigarette, even if it means the genocide of a whole race.
Oh my goodness Darren, please get the kids inside I just saw the local snout goblin !
by The Babber October 7, 2019
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goblin pong

Dude, we ran out of beer and went to goblin pong. I don't remember much after that...
by GeorgieQ November 8, 2006
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Story Goblin

A person who commonly interrupts and 'takes over' a story that another person is currently telling.

This person will then take the story off on their own tangent ultimately leading people to forget about the original story and make people listen to their story.
I was telling everyone about my holiday yesterday, and then Jane interrupted me and just started talking about her past holidays. She is such a story goblin.
by hob-gobbo July 15, 2010
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zipper goblin

An edge lord who won’t shut the fuck up about his himself while in possession of an excessive amount of zippers.
Fuck Jonothon that zipper goblin piece of shit.
by DarkFinn March 3, 2018
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Sock Goblin

An individual who sleeps under people's beds and steals socks that fall from the side of the bed.
This is the 5th pair of socks I lost to those darn sock goblins!
by KoyoRed January 20, 2020
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Spear Goblin

Spear goblin is a phrase you use to answer a question in which you have no say or opinion in.
"What are your thoughts on the political outreaches some governors are making?"
"Spear Goblin"
by Stabbingcheetah87 February 22, 2022
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Lense the goblin

Lense the goblin is an ugly ass mofo who lost out on 1€
LENSE IS A GOBLIN
Goblin - ugly ass mofo
by mittekeegi January 18, 2022
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