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gerbilling

Having a live rodent or small animal (usually a gerbil) and using some sort of tube, forcing the gerbil into ones asshole. No medical case has ever been recorded of someone needing to remove a gerbilfrom ones anus, so we must now come to the conclusiion that either
a) gerbilling doesnt exsist.
B) they are very good at getting the thing out afterwards.
Gerbilling has many famous cases, such as richard gere reportedly having a wild session with the furry animal.
For more information i recommend the south park episode "Death camp of tolerance" which features rather detailed examples of gerbilling.
The hidden line in the song "i will do anything for love".
I will do anything for love
but i wont do that
no i wont do gerbilling with you
no i wont do that

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"Im bored, what should we do tonight?"
"I dunno, how about you shove that gerbil up my ass, wait for it to wrigle around and maybe die, then you can pull it out."
"So whats on TV again?"
by Russell Wilson September 28, 2005
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Gerbil Shot

Gerbil Shot:
This is when one who may be diagnosed with autisim takes a plastic alchohol bottle (karkov) and bends the plastic top at a 90 degree angle. Then next step is to have a friend or oneself flip the 1.75 of vodka upside down into his or hers mouth with the one who is recieveing the gerbil shot puts ones hands up with the flick of a wrist and keep the wrist bent as if they are a gerbil. The point is to guzzle as many gerbil shots as possible out of the bottle. It is also optional for the one recieving the shot to act as if they are running on their gerbil wheel before recieving.
Oh my gosh I could totally go for a gerbil shot. I heard a rumor that Gerbil shots can cure AIDS. Lets take em!
by Steve Keane September 25, 2007
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gerbil

Slang, used to describe a very cute girl, which is not to be confused with a hot girl. And cute, though she is, like her rodent counterpart, she likes to have a lot of sex.

This fact is only known either through personal experience, or the account of a close friend.

Said with annunciation in most occasions such as: gerrrrrbull.
A: Man, you'd never know it, but Justin's girlfriend is a gerrrbil.
B: Yea man, she likes to get f*cked.

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A: I'm gunna find me a gerbil tonight.
B: Yea, playa, tonight we goin gerbil stompin.
by Ayyo Blake December 14, 2008
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gerbo

An unrelenting person, often time considered very dangerous. This word has been used to describe people like Chuck Norris.
Man, that dude is a gerbo. you better watch out with him.
by Vato-Electric August 20, 2006
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gerbil curry

a woman takes a large amount of laxatives and also applies scented oiles and dims the lights to acheive the correct atmosphere for the holy seremony.
the male then enters the room with a lampshade and gerbil in a cage. he then uses the lampshade as a funnel to get the gerbil into the womans anal cavity, in this time the laxatives have taken affect and she then has violent diarrhoea silimar to korma curry with a drowned gerbil in it. the male then adds a sprinkle of pepper and serves with sweet mango chutney sauce.
i heard that couple over there have a gerbil curry every saturday.
by gerbilover June 27, 2009
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gerbevee

A person who humps and commits sexual acts with animals; generally chickens, cows, or lamps.
(Gerbever/gerbeeved) A person who gerbeeves / an animal who was gerbeeved upon.
Gerbeeving is an act of rape.
Me: Yo stevio.
Him:Yo. Yo, I was like being a total gerbeever and gerbeeving all of dam animals in dat barn over dare!
Me: I'm gonna report you for rape.
Police Man: I like donuts.
by Tekpiggy February 10, 2005
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Gerber Dick

A male with a penis the size of an infants penis.
Aye everybody look Jordan has a gerber dick!!!
by d-beast-unlshd June 20, 2010
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