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Futanari Porn

Futanari Porn is a type of porn that shows that the girls have dicks. Futanari Porn is also used in Hentai and 3D Animations. When watching Futanari, you may be confused with the body's gender because... yes.
I'M gonna watch a Futanari Porn and jerk off to... He or She?
by 中国人解释词 March 29, 2022
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futa

Short for Federal Unemployment Tax Act. It is is a piece of legislation that imposes a payroll tax on any business with employees. The revenue it generates is allocated to state unemployment insurance agencies and used to fund unemployment benefits for people who are out of work. Often mistakenly confused for a genre in Japanese Hentai.
"Man, I love watching videos on futa. Really helps me gain a brighter understanding of unemployment in America. Futa is the best.'
by Theguywholikesfuta October 9, 2022
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Furah

LEADER OF THE REICH AND LEADER OF OUR UNITED NATION
Hitler was the Furah
North Korea has a Furah
by Foodycan October 14, 2011
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furaffinity

A name of a website filled with people who draw furries for a living it just for fun. These artist make money off of their art or start making commissions to milk off other people's money, one time, someone commissioned for Starfox macro porn and made a fortune out of it.
Artist1: I am able to publish my amazing artwork to furaffinity so people will happily masturbate to it.
Artist2:I am able to publish my hard work to the website so people can talk about it.
Artist3: I don't think people will like the looks of it but who the he'll cares?
by TheIdiot December 29, 2014
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nelly furtado

A female singer who believes she has the ability to fly like a bird and every man wants her beacause she reckons she's a maneater. The actual truth of the matter is she actually has two backs, her chest is so flat even the walls are jealous.
Random man: hey nelly, iv'e got a joke that'll knock the tits off you!!
Nelly furtado: i'm a maneater...la la la la
Random man:o...i see someone has already told you
by Bl@ze September 8, 2006
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Futanari

Fu-ta-nari:
Formally a verb, but popularly an adjective.
Formal: verb: Root syllables mean: 'fool the sorry'.
Common: adjective: 'dual form', with implied meaning of: having penis and vagina.

Futanari originated as both an experiment and joke amongst cartoonists. Exhausted and bored, a few endeavoring cartoonists decided to set the standard for Trolling. These fellows created and marketed the genre "futanari".

Influenced by the likes of George Orwell's '1984' and Adolf Hitler's 'Mein Kampf', the artists harnessed the power of "DoubleThink" and the "The Big Lie" observation. They generated and distributed a heinous and hideous form of art using the catalysing advertising phrases "it's a female", "it's perfectly okay", "it's prettier than a man", and "it's more eroticism on one person". These tactical false advertising catalysts tend to allow Futa infection in a most impressionable, naive, and cognitively compromised audience with demand for futa.

Known to pornographers and sexually experienced men for thousands of years is the fact that women are erotic if they are enjoyable during copulation. Futanari, with rigid and gigantic penises protruding from the vaginal area of a human, depicts a very obvious obstacle to deep, satisfying, intimate, enveloping penetration. Coupled with the typical emotive characteristic of this Futa human of being dominating, Futanari clearly describes a mate which is highly dissonant with that which human males have evolved to sexually desire.
Male A) "See that hermaphrodie over there?"
Male B) "Yeah. That's...quite unpleasant to think about. Are you trolling me?"
Male A) "Yeah. Haha... =D"
Male B) "Ugh."
(futa)

Later in the evening:

Male A) "Hey check out this hot hentai manga on E-Hentai."
Male B) "Whoa not bad! I haven't seen this one before."
Male A) "I'm hungry I'm gonna go make a pizza from scratch. I'll be in the kitchen." <steps out of room>
One minute passes.
Male B)"DAMMIT MAN F*CK YOU!"
Male A) "HAHAHAHAHA..."

There are no examples with multiple people experiencing enjoyment of futa because people who like futanari have various ailments which prohibit them from associating with others. Additionally, people tend not to mention the word because the concept is so revolting that it "crosses the line" of disgust, whereas Two Girls One Cup, chopped off penises, and baby-torture are absolutely dandy subjects.
by Merriam Webster Inc. November 2, 2012
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Nelly furtado

A dumbass wanna be singer, who has no talent what so ever. AKA: A retard that sits there and doesn't do anything while she gets the people to dance for her.
prep: Have you herd of Nelly furtado?
Cool person: No, and Im glad I haven't.
by THEPIMP!!! July 16, 2006
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