fungus cock

When there's lots of cock-cheese around the head of a penis. The smegma resembles white fungus.

"I haven't had a shower for a week. I opened my underwear to discover a wretched stink and I had severe fungus cock."
"Jane divorced her ugly husband because she was sick of eating his fungus cock!"

by jaylbayt October 21, 2009

fubussy

the smell of womens stinky feet and raunchy pussy mixed together

Clark walked into the girls locker room and smelt a strong horid smell. He couldn't figure out this stench and asked the first chick he saw walk by, "what is that pundgent, ronchy, stench?" The lady says "that is the smell of our feet and faginas, on there period, mixed together. That is fubussy."

by Cock sucking titt balls October 23, 2011

Facial Fungus

That horrible stuff that ends up on your face if you don't know how to shave properly, or if you're a mid teen and you decide not to shave for a while, then it grows all blotchy and the ladies WILL laugh at you.

"Look at that kid, he thinks he's cool because he hasn't shaved for a while, but really, he's only ended up with a major facial fungus problem"

"I guess that guy is retarded, as he's in his thirties and still has a facial fungus issue"

by INST$NT CL$SS!C January 20, 2010

fungusy

That thing you would call an "Edwin" if need be.

"Man, Edwin is just so darn fungusy!"

by sodacandy December 18, 2004

Fungus

Is a phrase used to say i have shit on my head phones During taking a shit/Flushing the shit down the toilet

I Shit on my headphones

I Fungused my head phones

by Lhix Ahnos December 9, 2012

Phallopian Funus

What Is: A female That Has Green Slimmy Shit In Her Phallopian Tubes That Looks Like A Baby!!!!!!!

Eat A Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jghvjkvkjhbjklbl December 10, 2003

bean fungus

a white film surrounding the vagina after days with out washing. looks very much like cottage cheese.

i wanted to go down on my girlfriend, but her bean fungus was over bearing.

by beanfungus September 24, 2009