Short for "facetime with the boss." This is a term used by folks on the fast track to success who utilize the strategy of staying close to the executives in their life so that they'll be liked and promoted. It is almost universally successful.
"Sorry, Honey, I'm going to be home late tonight. Joe's in town and I gotta get my FT with the B-Man so I can get that promotion."
by coolguyrandall November 18, 2011
Short for "free throw (basketball) communist. Someone that thinks both teams in a basketball game should have an equal amount of free-throws, regardless of in-game context (like one team shooting more 3 pointers or driving to the basket less). Like communist states, they force everyone to share equally, even if it harms them. This argument is used to slander the Los Angeles Lakers, supposedly "the League is rigging games for the Lakers" (No they're not)
Laker Hater: The Lakers get help from da refss!!!!! They have more fee thows!
Someone that actually watched the game: Stfu ft-communist.
Someone that actually watched the game: Stfu ft-communist.
by anonburner April 21, 2024
by KitsuneDia February 08, 2018
Boyf: wanna ft?
Me: *sarcasm that's romantic, totally
Boyf: would you want to gently facetime in the hills upon this evening???
Me: oh
Me: *sarcasm that's romantic, totally
Boyf: would you want to gently facetime in the hills upon this evening???
Me: oh
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