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Jogger fraud

When a person wears stretchy clothing ie leggings and seduces innocent bystanders with their false bodily curves
Jackie committed jogger fraud today. I thought she had a nice ass but we all know it's flat behind those leggings
by Caughtthatbullet January 12, 2024
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David de Fraud

The worst Goalkeeper in the Premier League and possible Europe. Has a howler at least once every two weeks and is a waste of transfer fees
“David de fraud was shite last night against West Ham
by Rooftophallways May 7, 2023
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Fake n Fraud

Someone who has no standards or morals. Woe’d by popular opinion.
The Zlavarkus is a fake n fraud, he goes to a USC game wearing an LSU hoodie when they play Mizzou.
by stankyhankanddaboyz October 29, 2022
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Fraud

"That dickhead Alfie Buckwell is the biggest fraud"
by Nibba4lyf December 24, 2021
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Fraud

A term which applies when someone wins against a bank.
So, what was the outcome of the bank dispute?
The court deems the bank did no wrongdoing and the guy committed fraud.
So he won?
Yeah...
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
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femi-fraud

femi-fraud: a lesbian or male who gets involved with feminist organizations, who touts feminist doctrine yet has copping an easy lay as a hidden agenda.
She was a femi-fraud with more scores than Bobby Orr.

He was a femi-fraud, who found touting feminist doctrine to be a gateway to easy trim.
by Victor Cobblepot July 8, 2014
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bald fraud

1) Pep Guardiola
2) Any bald football coach

The term "bald fraud" is jokingly used among football fans to describe bald coaches, especially if they have exhibited signs of fraudulence.

The term originated on Reddit, specifically the subreddit r/soccer, and was originally addressed to Pep Guardiola.

The rival manager José Mourinho claimed in 2014 that Guardiola was bald because he didn't enjoy his job and was constantly stressed. "When you enjoy what you do, you don't lose your hair. Pep Guardiola is bald. He doesn't enjoy football." Mourinho made that remark in jest, as he often does with other managers.

Guardiola was known to be a control freak at his clubs, and sometimes appeared to be in distress, although that was just his management style. The "fraud" part also came from the fact that he (at the time) hadn't been able to replicate his success with Barcelona with his subsequent clubs, despite spending millions on transfers.

Guardiola later won big with Manchester City, but the meme still stuck.

It has since been applied to other bald managers who have exhibited fraudulent behavior.

Example of fraudulence include:

1) Losing an important game (Guardiola vs Ancelotti in 2022 and 2024)
2) Underperforming (Ten Hag)
3) Achieving results that feel undeserved by playing ugly football or low possession (Allegri)

Managers who have been defined as bald frauds:

Jorge Sampaoli
Max Allegri
Erik Ten Hag
Maurizio Sarri
Stefano Pioli
Zinédine Zidane
Luciano Spalletti
"Did you see Juventus won that game 1-0 with 23% possession?"
"I know, man, Allegri is such a bald fraud"
by Zaino89 June 7, 2024
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