Fobesticate

To eliminate bastards from an area

A: “where the fake people be @?”
B: “I fobesticated them”

by Lazoyausuxx May 19, 2019

foreskin muncher

When a muslim or a jew person collects the foreskin from a newborn or an adult, they eat it like its candy.

Muhammad: Man these foreskins taste amazing. You should try them.
John: Ew wtf that's disgusting you dirty foreskin muncher. Get out of my face.
Abba: No John, you are just not cultured like us. *eats 20 in 1 sitting*

by ILoveForeskin September 4, 2023

Kestrel Forest

A forest that is 100% managed by mother nature, so that all living things can co-exist in perfect harmony. In a Kestrel Forest the rights of wildlife far exceeds those of humans.

Panger: "How'd you guys finish that FMP lab so fast?"
Jesse: "It was easy, we just used the Kestrel Forest method... 0% Volume harvested"
Panger: "MUH!"

by Jeff_L. October 28, 2010

digital foresight

When you do not post, send or share anything you will regret later.

I am so glad I had the digital foresight not to send that email to my mother-in-law when I was mad at her.

by debbie desmoines July 11, 2011

Squidward foreskin

The term Squidward foreskin Identifes an individuals large ammount of foreskin generally used against asian people with large ammounts of excess skin on there penis which refers to how asians commonly eat squid and watch spongebob.

You: Yo, you got Squidward foreskin?
Asian person: Hell yeah I do, my foreskin is larger than my penis.
You: Seems reasonable

by Yourfellowasianboy October 15, 2022

Japanese Suicide Forest

A forest in which Logan Paul got butt-hurt and then became a choch

Yo! Did you see Logan Paul.. I mean that choch’s video in the Japanese Suicide Forest?

by Japanese Suicide Forest May 30, 2018

Struck blind in the ugly tree forest

A person struck blind in the ugly tree forest is many times more ugly than a person hit with the ugly stick. As the blind person wanders around in the ugly tree forest bumping into ugly trees, they become uglier and uglier.

Your date might have been ugly, but mine was struck blind in the ugly tree forest.

by Brugmansia April 29, 2011