If you've googled this phrase in a fit of righteous indignation in defense of your stupid hobby, then I'm sorry, you are one of them, and you can't be saved. You blow obnoxious, pungent, sickly-sweet clouds indoors because "It's okay, it's not smoke!" You spend inordinate amounts of of money on mods and oils for the sole purpose of showing them off to people who really don't care. In any kind of social gathering, you position yourself where you will be the most visible, yet try (and fail) to appear nonchalant and aloof in an effort to attract the curiosity of some poor unknowing sap, or even worse a fellow mouth fedora connoisseur to pollute the air with at double the efficiency.
You vape. We get it, and we hate you.
You vape. We get it, and we hate you.
Bill: Check out this new oil i bought! It's cotton candy flavored! It's really good!
Ted: Could you please not? I'd really rather not breathe that shit, if you don't mind.
Bill: Oh but it's okay, this isn't smoke! Vaping is so much healthier than cigarettes. It has nicotine, but it doesn't have nearly the number of other chemicals so you still get to enjoy smoking without the guilt! Just the other day I dropped $80 on this mod tha-
Ted: I don't care. I just don't fucking care. Take your stupid fucking mouth fedora and get away from me you pathetic attention whore!
Ted: Could you please not? I'd really rather not breathe that shit, if you don't mind.
Bill: Oh but it's okay, this isn't smoke! Vaping is so much healthier than cigarettes. It has nicotine, but it doesn't have nearly the number of other chemicals so you still get to enjoy smoking without the guilt! Just the other day I dropped $80 on this mod tha-
Ted: I don't care. I just don't fucking care. Take your stupid fucking mouth fedora and get away from me you pathetic attention whore!
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Get the Fedolas mug.Most Feodoras will looked a bit bitchy at first. She will give off an unfriendly vibe and may not have a very good impression with her. But once you get to know her, she'll be one of the most funny and friendly person ever.
they sadly, have some unneeded insecurities when it comes to relationship, whether its friendship or her love life. She will doubt herself if she deserve a person or if that person actually thinks she's a burden. And constantly saying sorry when theres no one on faults.
they mostly have a strong opinion about how they looked. They are not perfectsionist, but always wanted to looked good just because Feodoras always overthinking about how others view her. She would go into extreme diets, crazy skincare routine or even spend days to picked what outfit to wear at certain events (birthday party and even casual meet up with friends)
She will do anything just to fit into the society and match other expectations.
They're also very paranoid. she will think about how everyone thinks she's fat just because she wear a white tee instead of black. and when she wears short she will often feel people silently laughed at how her thigh jiggle and didnt looked as toned as their. this stupid thoughts always crowded their minds even when they're walking on school hallways or just sitting at a cafe.
Feodoras are also a very sensitive person or crybaby
To sum it all up Feodoras are a bitchy yet softie.
they sadly, have some unneeded insecurities when it comes to relationship, whether its friendship or her love life. She will doubt herself if she deserve a person or if that person actually thinks she's a burden. And constantly saying sorry when theres no one on faults.
they mostly have a strong opinion about how they looked. They are not perfectsionist, but always wanted to looked good just because Feodoras always overthinking about how others view her. She would go into extreme diets, crazy skincare routine or even spend days to picked what outfit to wear at certain events (birthday party and even casual meet up with friends)
She will do anything just to fit into the society and match other expectations.
They're also very paranoid. she will think about how everyone thinks she's fat just because she wear a white tee instead of black. and when she wears short she will often feel people silently laughed at how her thigh jiggle and didnt looked as toned as their. this stupid thoughts always crowded their minds even when they're walking on school hallways or just sitting at a cafe.
Feodoras are also a very sensitive person or crybaby
To sum it all up Feodoras are a bitchy yet softie.
Person : I don't really like your new hair
Feodora : feeling some anxiety attack because overthinking about how everyone hate her hair and maybe hate how she looked. feel that she is the most ugly person and now everyone gonna silently judge her and talk behind her back.
Feodora : feeling some anxiety attack because overthinking about how everyone hate her hair and maybe hate how she looked. feel that she is the most ugly person and now everyone gonna silently judge her and talk behind her back.
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EX1:
Well, aren't you so fedorable. Please never talk to me again.
EX2:
PERSON 1: "I've been being nice to her, I don't get why she won't hook up with me"
PERSON 2: *pinches cheeks, baby voice* "You're so fedorable."
Well, aren't you so fedorable. Please never talk to me again.
EX2:
PERSON 1: "I've been being nice to her, I don't get why she won't hook up with me"
PERSON 2: *pinches cheeks, baby voice* "You're so fedorable."
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