Fartercrank

An annoying person.

"Geeze, Zeb, stop being such a fartercrank."

by be here now July 4, 2014

farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public

Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt

by Dasboot93 October 19, 2017

Farmers and Fishermen

Opponents that are particularly untalented (or inexperienced) as a method of diminishing a victory; alluding to highly trained (and well-funded) armies battling countries with armies made up of drafted farmers and fishermen from the countryside; similar to peasants carrying pitchforks.

Winner of a soccer game: Haha but yea man we dominated at that soccer tournament first place baby yeahh!
Downer: ...yeah bro against farmers and fishermen.

by oh this hole sign up thing suc December 3, 2018

fartereeno

One who has mastered the skill of farting

Phhh....baileys farted again “said Oliver” .
Oh god I can smell that too, he’s such a fartereeno “said guy”.

by Stayout February 21, 2019

Farterrhea

When you can’t stop farting. Like diarrhea but instead of shit, it’s farts.

“Sorry, I can’t have that spicy buffalo sauce, it gives me farterrhea.”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 18, 2019

farter merchant

Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.

Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Farterize

The act of farting up a room, covers, the inside of a car, etc.

I need to go home and farterize my new sheets.

by Lucius Atkinson November 25, 2019