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Ghost-fapper

Someone who silently faps quickly, often trying to avoid detection.
“Bro I swear Joe is a ghost fapper, I always hear weird sounds from his room…”

Ghost-fapper someone who silently masterbaits.
by Ghost fapper August 29, 2023
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The fappening

A self-revolution where one reaches nirvana in the masturbation realm, by singling one single GYATTTTT to fap to.
It took me 14 months to complete the fappening, and I feel like a new man in my head, and while I'm getting head.
by MoldovanWormFan26 September 7, 2023
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Losing your Fappetite

When you are about to masturbate but you see something so horrendous that you stop.
“Hey dude, what happened, I thought you said you were gonna go masturbate?”

“I was, but I saw some weird foot stuff and stopped.”

“Oh! So you started Losing your Fappetite.”
by silly.scrawl March 16, 2023
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fapboy

Combination of fap and fanboy. Specifically, this refers to fanboys who routinely turn their favorite hawt female characters into side dishes.
"Evangelion" fandom is notorious for its hordes of Rei and Asuka fapboys.
by Reichu September 6, 2005
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fappie

Person who masturbates a lot to porn; usu. porn involving tentacles and small children.
*abusive mother walks into room* "Hey, you damn fappie, get up, we're going to visit daddy again"
by GP17 February 28, 2008
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fagpotle loafer

Someone who spends most of their time loafing in front of the chipotle in bethesda. It doesn't matter what time of day or what day of the week, they will always be there. It's just gay. First of all you have to be retarded to hang out there b/c the cops have the place on live surveillance since they are too lazy to walk two blocks from their station to actually guard the place. (Little side note: the cops are never there when you actually need them i.e. when someones getting robbed or sketchballs are harassing you. They only come to bust teenage drunkards.)
If you pass by, you will likely see fagpotle loafers:

smoking cigarettes

loafing for a period of over 5 hours

having softcore sex on the public benches

ppl intimidating but not scrappin

55 year old losers buying kids beer and droping it off via bicycle

25 year old pedos hooking up with 15 year old whores

asking random ppl if they wana score bud
(on occasion there will be ppl who come up to you and ask if you want FREE bud..This means they want to rape you)

and of course, drunk retarded bitches making a scene on friday night

Even if you offer these ppl something better to do they refuse to budge if your offer is not in location within a few blocks.
fagpotle loafer: lets head on down to chipotle and score some 40's dogg!

normal person: id rather not, I usually have someone i know well buy me alcohol. I could call him right now, he could give us a ride, and we can all stay over at his place.

fagpotle loafer: Nah ur good

normal person: You're a faggot dude
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fapoop

to sit on your toilet while tkaing a dump and jerkin off
i snuk in the bathroom and mulit tasked by fapooping, i jacked off and popped!
by gunitisa djklasjd June 28, 2007
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