fancy a bum

When someone asks 'fancy a bum', it can often be translated as 'fancy a cuppa'. However caution should be used when using this term with people who are unfamiliar with the phrase.

Often used in the work place.

Chris: Ayup Tom, just got out of a long meeting and really fancy a bum.

by iBeech October 9, 2014

fancy wank

fancy wank (v). To use an ugly bird's
fanny to save wear and tear on
your hand.

Last night he went out the club and had himself a fancy wank.

by C February 24, 2004

fancy tuna

albacora tuna, a higher grade of tuna than regular tuna.

fancy tuna is fucking irresistable

by blindtrip November 23, 2013

Fancy Pants

Someone who needs expensive pants to compensate for their lack of masculinity.

The Hat: “I just love having mustard in my Fancy Pants”
Chinaman: “You weird. Why you like mustard in your pants?!”
The Hat: “I just love having mustard in my Fancy Pants. Almost as much as I love sucking on Lollipops.”
Chinaman: “you no funny”

by Nothanksnicegirl August 13, 2019

Fancy Closet

It's usu. used as a joke insulting ones mother, usu. insinuating about their vagina in some way.

Guy: Your mom has a fancy closet, the fanciest EVER!
Girl: WTF IS THAT?!!1
Guy: If I told you you'd trolololol
Girl: ZOMG FUUUUUU

by Fiendmummy September 23, 2011

fancy-up

to wear something considerably more fancy than what you usually wear.

Hey Robyn, don't forget about your big meeting on Friday, you better wear a scarf or something to fancy-up a bit.

by Joey Johnson the 3rd August 29, 2011

Fancy the coconut

When you fancy the coconut, you've done something extremely wrong.

"I totally had sex with your girlfriend"
"You just had to fancy the coconut, didn't you?!"

by IWillNeverTell August 7, 2012