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Faarken Reeetard

Self-admonishment for a temporary inability to overcome a much inferior opponent due to short-term brain fade.

May be used as a form of motivation in semi-professional sporting circles where code violations and other forms of penalty are less likely to be enforced.
During her tennis match Gail says "Faarken Reeetard! I can't BELIEVE I'm going to lose to this gurl!!"

(much hilarity and mirth on the sidelines given the actual quality of the "useless" gurl being referred to)
by Sideline Critic February 9, 2012
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Fagalad

Picture the scene: You and the boys are hungry as fuck and ready to devour the shit out of whatever meat product you can get your hands in. There's one slightly fatter cunt in the brigade, too fucking lazy to go to the gym like the rest of you. So instead of working out, he gets the sald in a vain attempt to avoid vising the gym.

A fagalad is a salad in a sea of burgers and other meat derived products
Joshua did not purchase a footlong subway sub, he ate a fagalad. He's still fatter.
by Terrence Travesty June 5, 2018
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i like that fagaharthaguargin shirt you're wearing.
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Kasey: do you really like her?
Carter: no, but she got a pusssy, duh!
Kasey: your such a fagalo
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