facebooker

a facebooker is someone who never gets off facebook and/or stays off
for EXETREMLY long amounts of time

"yo robbie is such a facebooker all he ever does and sit there in class and do stuff on facebook"
"yeah he's such a facebooker

by instagramer June 2, 2014

facebrooke

when one person on their own can spread information just like a Facebook post.

that kid has a bad case is of facebrooke

by chocolate pig feet December 10, 2016

facebrooke

when one person on their own can spread information just like a Facebook post.

that kid has a bad case is of facebrooke

by chocolate pig feet December 10, 2016

Facebooker

A person who is spending their whole day using Facebook instead of doing something better with their life. A facebooker is pretty cringe, too.

A: Oh man, you are SUCH a facebooker! How much of your time do you spend on Facebook?
B: 24/7 brah! OMFG Lady Gaga just updated her status!!

by APlumbob December 11, 2017

Facebooker

A facebook hooker. A hooker on facebook.

I really need to get laid. Let me go online and try to find me a facebooker.

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019

Facebooking

(v). To use personal knowledge, info, trust, or other uncomfortable means to coerce an audience into reluctantly accepting a narrative.

Zucc: Strangers on the internet are bad. The future is Groups, the internet is the new living room.
Me: Mark, stop Facebooking me.

Zucc: Facebook is and always has been a privacy company.
Silicon Valley: Bro is he Facebooking us again? They've been selling our data to the highest bidder to years.

Zucc: TikTok is almost like the Explore Tab we have on Instagram.
Everyone on TikTok: He still Facebooking over there? *hits whoa*

by parjungulate9000 December 10, 2019

Facebookin

To be present with a straight face showing little to no emotion. A neutral stance of facial expression.

Yo the homie facebookin over there, I hope he's alright

by dickchaney002 October 30, 2020