molly dooked

means fully sick! it can be reffered to as anything you want it to be.

Thats Fuckin Molly Dooked Bro
Dude, Your not Molly Dooked no more

by prodger August 25, 2006

Uncle DOOKIE

a man who spends five hours a day at subway eating one footlong, drinking all the free refills he can hold, and taking up to 10 dumps

he ordered one sandwhich and shit out three,uncle dookie strikes again.

I think uncle DOOKIE destroyed the bathroom again

by mr rage lilche November 8, 2009

dookie twinkler

A phenomenon of sparkling poop caused by the gold flakes in the alocoholic beverage known as Goldschlager.

Oh man, I just drank 10 shots of Goldschlager. I just went to the bathroom and that drink is a true dookie twinkler.

by dookie twinkler June 25, 2008

dookiefest

When a bunch of dudes all go take a dookie at the same time in different bathrooms in one house or in different stalls. Whoever finishes first wins, but whoever finishes last took the biggest dookie and is officially dookie king.

Steve: Dude, I gotta take a shit.
George: Me too.
Pete: Hey, me too!
Everybody at same time: DOOKIEFEST!

by Gayaka June 7, 2009

Late Dookie

When you realize you still have to poo, after you've already flushed.

My mom always tells me I'm wasting water when i flush twice, but i cant help the late dookie.

by zac archer January 22, 2009

blast a dookie

To excrete a large amount of defecation in a short period of time.

After running for an hour, I had to blast a dookie that was going to shatter the toilet.

by Matt Berlin September 2, 2003

Dookie Stick

A dookie stick (aka dukie stick or dukey stick) is a frozen banana on stick covered with chocolate and nuts. It's also slang for anal sex.

"I fucked that bitch's ass so deep and hard, my dick looked like a dookie stick."

by Dookie Stick April 5, 2009