doce

to shit on somebody

"I doced on that nigga, a few times." -Mac Dre

by mas187 October 15, 2010

doobey

Noun : Something you call your friend when they are being blonde, stupid, annoying, idiotic, retarded and bum-like.

Ndawg : "omgoshh some doobey just shat on the floor at target todayy!! "

Edawg : "omgoshhh ewww what a doobeyy!!"

by esshaaa August 5, 2012

Scoobert-Doobert Doo

The act of having sexual thoughts and fantasies about Scooby Doo and friends.

Man: Dude i watched a good episode of Scooby Doo last night!
Other Man: Rad! Did you jerk off later? i would've!
Man: fuck yeah i did dude! I love me some Scoobert- Doobert Doo!
Other Man: Scoobert-Doobert Doo!

by Soobert-Doobert November 14, 2016

doober

n. A very adorable person. Someone who is "cute as a button" A term of endearment.

That toddler eating that lollipop is such a doober!

by Mbarz June 10, 2012

docent

tour guide who in most cases doesn't get paid, but rather is forced to work long shifts in museums no one ever goes to, in order to fufill a community service obligation.

Dang, It would have been better for the judge to give me 8 months in jail, instead of making me work as a docent in this abandoned crap factory these people call a museum.

by AntiDepressantsAreFromTheAliens! August 1, 2005

Doice

To masturbate
Ejaculate

"Last night I caught Callum having a doice at the computer!"

"Bro, Theo doiced into my sock!"

"Work was stressful, so I had a quick doice..."

by jamie stroud M.D. August 19, 2009

Doober

A more politically correct term for the phrase douche bag. Nearly the same in meaning, the term doober can refer to someone that is a douche bag, but that you feel more inclined to be nicer to. For example, someone you see on a regular basis - like a neighbor - that you wouldn't want to be on awful terms with, and is a bit goofy, but in a bad way.

The term doober also is a slight variation of the word goober which pretty much gives a self-explanatory mental image of someone automatically fitting this profile.

Sarah: "Man that kid that just left the party was a fucking asshole weirdo creep."

Drew: "Yeah, sorry he scared you. I had to invite him since he lives down the street. He's a bit of a doober."

by Woobers June 5, 2010