doctorate in funk

To be drunk. See also: dr. funk

Possible dissertation topic: the lava lamp

-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk?
-Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk!

by 403forbidden December 17, 2007

pussy doctor

Is a gynecologist

Sue: what's wrong Jane?

Jane: IDK, My cooch itches big time...

Sue: You better go see the pussy doctor.

by Mutha humpa October 9, 2013

spin doctor

Communication professional that crafts messages on behalf of an organization or individual to persuade an audience

The administration's spin doctors have managed to convince the American public that Social Security is in trouble now.

by nac June 7, 2005

Doctor Stalker

A christian beadles music video: one who watches one from a distance

dddddd doctor stalker

by jhdajfnsfs July 31, 2011

Doctorologist

Someone who knows a bit about everything, like a jack of all trades, but more knowledgeable.

Trust me, I'm a doctorologist.

by The Doctorologist August 22, 2016

dome doctor

A girl who is really good at giving head, and is skilled in the art of giving maxium pleasure during oral sex.

The best kind of doctor is a dome doctor.

by Casual Observer September 30, 2005

Doctor Loomis

The shrink who studied a young Michael Myers in the Halloween films. He was played by the late Donald Pleasance and was last seen in Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers. This film was shot in Pleasance's last days. It is assumed Loomis was killed by Michael Myers. He is frequently seen carrying a pistol of some kind, from revolver to desert eagle, and seems to be the only person who is capable of understanding Michael's destructive power. After Halloween 2, he became scarred when he set a room he and Myers were in ablaze with gas in an attempt to kill Myers forever. He walks with a cane after the explosion as well. Also is the deliverer of The famous "Blackest Eyes" quote. He is one of the finest characters in horror movie history and will be missed.

Laurie, in tears: "It was the boogeyman!"
Doctor Loomis says solemnly, "In fact, it was..."

by Coo Coo Canuck June 27, 2006