Dane Cook

1. An over-the-top, lowgrade comedian that you would get if you mixed Ryan Reynolds and Jim Carrey, and then took out any charm or comedic talent they had and left only their more annoying attributes. He thinks the more he yells and throws his limbs around the funnier he will be, and I guess society has proven him right. He has a large following of what I can only imagine are pure idiots drunk of their asses looking for a good time and find that a raving lunatic is a GOOD TIME.
2.A way to insult someones comedic talents.
3.Source of the term "cooked" meaning something is very very unfunny.

1. Have you heard Dane Cook?! He wants to be a snake! THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
2. ::guy tells lame joke:: Yeah that was about as funny as Dane Cook.
3.Guy 1: How was that new comedy starring Andy Milonakis? Guy 2:Oh it was cooked.
Guy 1: Awww, I thought it was gonna be good.

by The Real Definition July 16, 2008

Dane Cook

A has-been comedian turned bad actor who makes jokes that only idiots with single-digit I.Q's would think are even remotely funny.

Tommy: Hey Sean, there's Dane Cook.
Sean: Yeah he's such a douche. He should do another dreadful movie with Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson.

by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

hairstyles of the damned

Hairstyles of the Damned has no plot, no beging, and no end. It is also one of the greatest books ever written and has one of the greatest morals that can ever be taught to any teenager.

Hairstyles of the damned made the most confusing thing make perfect logical sense, highschool.

by the future owner of starbucks October 28, 2006

danelle

A sweet gal with a great sense of humor. Brilliant but somewhat immature. Tremendous at sports but likes to party too much so doesn't succeed. Likes to be lazy and watch T.V. all day.

That Danelle is so weird

by wine girl March 30, 2010

dane compton

a boy who puts his own cum in his mouth.

person 1: whoa dude what did you do when that chick swapped that cum back into your mouth?

person 2: i " dane compton" that shit

by hterondablock July 18, 2011

Dane

Yet another term for cocaine. Originating in the suburbs of Southern Ontario.

WHERES THE FUCKING DANE GOD DAMMIT.

by Matthew Morley August 21, 2016

Dabney

Someone who is happy on the outside but broken on the inside.

They’re a dabney, dude. Don’t mess with them.

by Susän Boyle December 24, 2017