crickey

having a penis in the shape of a parallelogram.

that is one sharp crickey, mate

by TWW September 11, 2003

Cockeyed

When you shoot a load in your significant others eye ( the same eye ) everytime you have sex and she has to go to the Dr. and explain to them why she is having issues.

I cockeyed her a few times, the Dr. laughed then gave her a prescription

by Ham_Samich May 19, 2022

Chris-Crockery

an adjective describing things that look or act simmilar to Chris Crocker

wow your new hair cut is really Chris-Crockery

by ILOVECHRISCROCKER October 19, 2010

chris crocker

a young man who is witty, smart and who is loving and carefree. An inspiration to those who want to be individuals. Someone who is not afraid to be themselves no matter what negative attention he may get.

chris crocker

by blu03 December 18, 2009

Crocked

To be crocked

When you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles

bad luck on being crocked last night mate

by gc2008 March 20, 2008

davy crockett

So your loving your girl strong getting her wet and really loose, really loose (this is of the utmost importance). As things heat up head south, and instead of munching the rug slip your head into her vagina up to your forehead, like a baseball cap. the spin around so you both have your backs on the bed, table, sink, mother, you know whatever. Then stand up with your new vagina headware and ask politely for her to "drop a load" down your neck, dont work clean up is a breeze! Go look in the mirror you sould have something that looks like the great davy crocket coon skinned hat.

So I was riding this bird and my head got cold so I davy crockett'ed that shit and now I cant get this brown ring off my forehead.

by punkskyw August 18, 2006

cockeyed

a bitch whos looking for some action!1

I walked by this honey and she was looking at me cockeyed... woke up next to her this morning

by beeeyatch March 3, 2003