Cripple-ish

1. The act of still having the benefits of having broken bones, but being close to fully healed.
2. A word that is used to show anyone that adding "-ish" to the end of a word automatically makes it a real word.

After 10 weeks of having a broken foot, I still have a reserved parking tag for being cripple-ish.

by Larrydawg64 July 4, 2012

crippled bagpipe

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick.

Jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had Mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick.

by massterblaster December 16, 2013

Cripplecock

A non functioning limp/soft penis.

I tried to fuck her, But I had cripplecock.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 18, 2019

Crippled retard

Mr.bobheimer

Mr.bobheimer is a crippled retard

by Fuck boy 56 October 25, 2019

Crippled Snail

When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.

“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”

by Franko0119 August 15, 2020

Cripplism

Showing prejudice, stereotyping, discrimination against anyone with severe physical limitations

Mocking someone with physical limitations identifies as cripplism.

by Jeffrey the cripple August 26, 2020

Cripple crunch

The fucking of an individual with an injury of some kind. For example, a broken arm.

Hey heard you crunched that cripple on the weekend. We’re gonna call you cripple crunch x

by Cripplecruncher5000 December 11, 2020