Cello Competition

A slang term for a contest in which two or more men line up and take their pants off in an attempt to measure who has the longer penis.

John pulled his pants down and challenged Bob to a cello competition.

by itssojoever June 29, 2021

Fortnite Competitive

The good part of fortnite. the part which is dominated by a young audience but they have immense skill both in game and in real life such as Bl hen's ability to sing , tayson's ability to focus , mongraal's ability to be funny , benjy's weight loss journey and mandrin who has a literal iq of 180 .

Person 1: bro I'm a goat at fortnite
Person 2: So ur like ninja? eww get a life kid

Person 1: bro no. I actually play fortnite competitive . It takes alot of skill and dedication. I have earnings from tournaments and I make more than u with your dying minecraft channel.

by Mandrin0 March 2, 2022

Coochie Scout Competition

A very intense competition for young men to go hunting and compete for the best coochie on planet earth. Who ever finds the best quality coochie from a female carnivore wins.

Molly Wop: Yeo bizzy you tryna go on a coochie scout competition
Bizzy: Nigga stop asking me cuz every time we go out and compete I always win
Molly Wop: Aight so lemme just eat your coochie then

by The Coochie Advisor February 28, 2021

Beautiful beyond all compare

The most beautiful person in all existence. The most perfect being in all of reality.

Emilee is beautiful beyond all compare. <33

by M66nman October 9, 2021

Complementarian bukkake

Inventing a fictional woman for the purpose of having the fun of humiliating her, as a lark.

The Humiliation of the Uppity Woman scene in Tribulation Force is such Complementarian bukkake

by Erl137 April 10, 2009

Competitive swimming

The hardest sport known to mankind

Bullshit!! Competitive swimming is the hardest sport in the world

by Swim coach Nyberg June 9, 2019

compleet

the term used to acknowledge the working completion of a particularly difficult project, especially one involving the computer or coding; it also suggests that the project will be extremely cool or of a high standard.

webdesigner 1: "did you ever finish that website?"
webdesigner 2: "i'm almost done. i'm gonna be glad when this thing is compleet."

example two: "you compleet me."

by purk January 8, 2009