colon cleansing

A massive and foul smelling fart that comes out with such force that you feel like your insides have been cleaned out.
(said in the famous Klump dinner scene #1 in the Nutty Professor (1996).

"You want your colon cleansed?"
"Fine I'm gona clean mine."
FART!
"There now my colons clean I'm taking squeaky clean."

"I gave myself a good colon cleansing right before entering the car." "However the nasty ass smell still stunk up the whose damn vehicle."

by ************** December 24, 2007

Collin

An absolutely flawless individual that possesses nearly super-human intelligence, almost ridiculous good looks, an incredibly knack for athletic events, and unrivaled talent in everything they do. Also, someone that everyone else wishes they could be like.

Hot girl #1: "Whoa, look at that Collin! I'm going to go try to get with him!"
Hot girl #2: "No way, I saw him first!"

by baltimoron March 11, 2008

colon blow

A derogatory term for bran flakes, so used because of that particular cereal's tendency to forcibly expel the entire contents of your bowels.

I'm gonna pour me a big-ol' bowl of colon blow... clear off the pot, Ma, cuz I'll be needin' it soon!

by Uukla the Mok December 6, 2002

colon blow

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

by paul September 20, 2004

The Colonel

The act of slovenly eating a bucket of fried chicken and then providing a greasy handjob.

Well. . . if you are feeling tired tonight we could just go to KFC and then you could give me the Colonel later.

by magnumPI January 2, 2010

colon trollin

the act of seeking out a man specifically for anal sex or other homosexual sex acts

"Dude Jon is such a fag I heard he skipped the party to go colon trollin down on Sunset. Jackass!"

by JThungstrom June 28, 2006

colonbo

Another word for a homosexual who's on the prowl for fresh meat. A play on "Columbo" the crime fiction TV series.

Example:

- "Check out that Colonbo, chatting up blokes at the bar"

by The Spike March 15, 2007