Clarking

When an upper-classman dates a younger female at a school. "Clarkers" will usually have a string of failed relationships that only lasted for a few weeks. Those who clark usually do so because they are infamous around school and no girls in their grade want to date them, it is because of this the clarker usually takes advantage of the newer girl's ignorance pertaining to who the clarker really is.

The bigger the age difference between the clarker and the victim, the more pathetic it becomes (ie a junior dating a freshman is worse than a sophmore dating a freshman)
Someone is not clarking if they have been dating the younger girl for more than 6 months, or if they have only clarked once.

Person 1: "Dude Josh was picking his nose in class again."
Person 2: "The guy who shit himself in math last year?"
Person 1: "Yeah! I heard he has another freshman girlfriend this year."
Person 2: "Probably because she doesn't know how gross he is."
Person 1: "Poor girl doesn't even realize she's a victim of clarking."
Person 2: "Wait wasn't he with Taleene last week?"

by Confessabear November 7, 2012

Cracking

When someone's butt crack is visible above thier pants.

Geez, that guy's cracking really bad. Someone should go tell him to pull his pants up.

by zeko March 21, 2011

Cracking in the porting

Spanish expression

It means the fact of situate a car just parked very closed to other friend's, in the way he/she can't leave it through that side.

It is very funny when you go out for party with enough friends to carry more than one car.

-Coche 1: Vamos, aparca justo al lado, que no pueda salir!!!

-Coche 2: Mierda, nos han hecho cracking in the porting. Cabrones!!

TRANSLATION:

-Car1: Come on! Park next to him. He won't be able to exit

-Car2: Shit, They did us cracking in the porting. Fuckers!!!

by Juan Angel July 30, 2007

Clicking it out

The act of hooking up on the internet via chat room or sex site.

Damn son, last night I was clicking it out with this fine ass dude on adam4adam.

by robtguy June 29, 2011

cacking

1. To defecate - the process of emptying one's bowels of feces.

2. Laughing very hard.

2. It was so funny we were cacking ourselves laughing.

by sholland August 24, 2008

Clocking

To be rollin, Making it big. Gathering bunches of a particular item

J. Cecil is clocking bitches out of the local y-town bars

by Sweet Joe March 6, 2005

Cracking an Egg

Just before orgasm, a man slaps his dick on his partner, then cums on that spot. the partner should get the feel that he cracked an egg on them.

Last night, i was Cracking an Egg on his/her face.

by I am... Steel Man? April 13, 2011