When the stripper giving you a lap dance convinces you to buy some of her kids chocolate for a fundraiser
by Rhaughne September 3, 2018
Get the Stripper Chocolatemug. When someone is in a rush to wipe after taking a dump, and accidentally gets their sleeve covered in shit during the wiping process.
Wilford Brimley - "I was running late for work this morning and totally chocolate sleeved my only good work shirt."
by Dangerstache October 6, 2009
Get the Chocolate Sleevemug. A swirlie is the act of putting somebodys head in a toilet and flushing it.A chocolate swirlie is a normal swirlie but with shit in the toilet.
by The Petusis Cult March 24, 2022
Get the A Chocolate Swirliemug. by SouthetherBurningCrossBrother November 13, 2020
Get the chocolate niggermug. by Tel-E January 22, 2017
Get the chocolate peanutmug. The act of "popping" ones ball or balls (depending on elasticity) into one's partner anus and then requesting for them to clench. Once restrained in this manner the only "key" is a good push hopefully not dislodging any foreign matter other than your testicle/s
"Man why are you walkin funny?"
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."
by craig101 January 8, 2012
Get the Chocolate Handcuffsmug. Damn, that bitch was so nasty last night! She did everything! She even sucked the chocolate pez out when I was done!
by Blackthorn1976 October 6, 2019
Get the Chocolate pezmug.