The Candle 

1) stick your boner in boiling hot wax
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle

Byron: Happy Birthday Moniqua! Now don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle...

Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!

Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.

The Candle by Lotus69 April 17, 2014

pork candle 

the male reproductive appendage.

I fucked her with my pork candle!

pork candle by nervegas April 30, 2010

Jew Candle 

Some times called a Hanukhah, a Jew Candle is an 8 tiered candle holder. More properly known as a menorah.

"That guy has a huge ass Hanukkah on his lawn."
"A what?"
"A Hanukkah... you know, a jew candle."

Jew Candle by sigmundfr3ud April 4, 2009

Turd Candle 

A home made candle where you drop small turds into the hot wax before it hardens, then give as a gift to someone deserving. Pubes have been suggested as additions to the Turd Candle. It is assumed the receiver will mistake the turds for fruit.

Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".

That douchebag is getting a "Turd Candle"

Turd Candle by k.sharkface September 2, 2010

cheese candle 

when one deficates in someone's gas tank in order to get revenge or as a prank.

hey man someone is about to cheese candle your car!

cheese candle by thebeej45 March 15, 2014

beauty candle 

An attribute which begins to burn immediately at first impression as the viewer becomes increasingly aware the subject is indeed NOT attractive to look at.
Typically, as a romance wanes the candle burns faster.

The beauty candle for some women burns rather rapidly; almost a flare, really.

For others the beauty candle burns slow, taking hours, days or even years to realize "Hmm... She's kinda weird looking. Not pretty at all. What was I thinking"

beauty candle by fuzzygreysocks January 25, 2010

Wet candle 

Wet candle is the act in which a women or man fucks a man for so hard and long the penis becomes wet and blistered from friction.

“Bro my dick hurts from the wet candle I got last night.”

Wet candle by Maybe not 666 January 3, 2020