Buttouch

The act of touching butts together.

Orlando and Frank got naked and decided to Buttouch.

by BigtexasMcraping September 28, 2009

Dove Butty

A threesome containing a hot girl and 2 sweaty old men, they usually spit roast her.

John : I heard Kelly was in a Dove Butty last night!
Ted : Ouch, was it forced?
John : No
Kelly : I had sex with Grizzly Adams and Grizzly George last night, it was a sweaty experience.

by Crabby McPubes June 5, 2009

Rumpus Von Buttocks

(n) The fleshy part of the human body that you sit on. Also known as "butt" "rear end," or simply "buttocks."

I've got to get off my Rumpus Von Buttocks and go mow the yard.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

AZ-5 button

Something that is believed to resolve a problem but actually only exacerbates it.

When I was sick, I thought taking a shower would make me feel better. Little did I know that I was pressing the AZ-5 button.

by Deepvimal June 13, 2019

button mashing

The act of pressing just about all the buttons on the game controller in a desperate attempt not to get your ass kicked at Marvel vs. Capcom. Often used when someone has never played a videogame before and doesn't know the commands. Sometimes used because it's cheap.

I would've beaten him at Soul Calibur if he hadn't been button mashing the whole time.

by Sabrabbit June 28, 2004

ear-buttons

1. The skinny cartilaginous wings lining the anterior edge of the external auditory canal. Also called the tragus.

2. The magical buttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise from entering the skull.

Do you always stick your fingers in your ear-holes when you hear Counting Crows?

No, I just push my ear-buttons.

What are those?

The little wings outside your ear; you push them onto your ear so you don't get your fingers gross with earwax.

Sounds complicating. I think I'll just stick with wax-fingers.

by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008

buttonhole

A vagina

Her skirt is so short and she wears no panties. You can almost see her buttonhole.

by soreofhing August 12, 2009