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Randall Burger 

A cheese burger that has been burnt beyond recognition and rendered completely inedible.
I stopped up at the Oasis for a bite to eat and they served me a frickin' Randall Burger!
Randall Burger by Mark Mueller June 24, 2004

burger king foot lettuce 

A meme about a video in which a nasaly narrator talks about a scandal in which a burger King employee was seen with his feet in lettuce.

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce.

burger bun

An arse so attractive you want to slip your meat between it
He enjoyed seeing her from behind. She had the perfect burger buns.

Go to buggery 

1. A lighthearted and humorous alternative to either "Get fucked" or "Go to hell". Literally, "Leave now, and sometime in the near future find and participate in an act of sodomy."
2. To enter an unfavorable situation.
"You don't like it? Go to buggery."
Go to buggery by zmp February 10, 2005

BurgerFit 

A badass ground meat and veggie burger that gets the pickiest of eaters to eat more vegetables.
Person 1: "Dang girl, where'd you get that booty?"
Person 2: "Thanks, I'm BurgerFit."

"My girlfriend said I needed to start eating healthier so she started making me BurgerFit burgers. They were so good, I didn't even realize I was eating vegetables!"

"The only way we get our toddler to eat vegetables is through BurgerFit."

"I needed a quick breakfast so grabbed a BurgerFit burger and ran out the door."

"My husband won't eat vegetables so I tricked him by giving him BurgerFit burgers."
BurgerFit by Amanda Bernard July 12, 2019

Buggerance Factor 

This phrase is derived from the English slang word buggerance meaning something annoying, an untimely interruption or anything else that interferes with the smooth progress of work. It is used a lot in project management where it became necessary to allow additional time for these unforeseen and unforeseeable events. Where it was not possible to allow this time against a particular element of the project, a non-specific increase in time was allowed to cover these eventualities, this became known as the Buggerance Factor.

The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project. See also Malcolm’s Law.
That Heale Malcolm has managed to wangle his way on to the next project!

That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.
Buggerance Factor by AKACroatalin February 28, 2019