bringing the Illinoise

said by residents of the state of illinois, whilst in another state. this is one form of badassery which residents of illinois are known for. this is usually done by yelling loudly whilst intoxicated.

while at Mizzou, Lisa from chicago walked in the room and declared she is "Bringing the Illinoise!"

by lclrmmmizs December 14, 2010

Bringing the lemon

Inviting or allowing a loser or otherwise social reject to join your group. It usually occurs when an otherwise cool person allows an uncool person to tag along.

Hey, there's Jake, but why is Sam with him?

Oh, Jake's bringing the lemon again.

by SnowDude5487222 October 14, 2010

bring the troops home

To get laid.

Normally spoken about a recent event, such as last night or this morning. Also denotes a certain level of glory, and should be celebrated by every comrade present.

If this exclamation sparks a political discussion, you've done something wrong. Or you have lame friends.

Jem: Hey Charlie, that girl you were with last night... did you bring the troops home?

Charlie: Mission accomplished, Jem. I fuckin' brought the troops home.

*Charlie and Jem fist bump*

by pantsalone March 11, 2012

bring the heavy

When you are having a light conversation with someone and at a point during that conversation, the other person begins talking about something serious.

Person 1: "I can't wait to relax and watch the game on Sunday. I'm gonna just eat wings, drink beer and chill."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too. I won't be able to catch the first half because I just lost my job and I need to go looking for work. My bank accounts getting pretty low and I'm worried I might lose my house."
Person 1: "Dude. Why'd you have to bring the heavy?"

by RNIP January 27, 2016

boring class

A class in Jr high, high school, or college that is boring af and that you want to get out of.

I hate being stuck in a boring class.

by boaz274 October 4, 2017

Bringin the Bitch

When your friend is unnecessarily refusing to handle something or complaing and whining about it.

Tony didn't get any of his tasks completed, he was bringin the bitch last night.

by Brad from Customer Service May 17, 2018

bring green

The action of bringing (marijuana) to a location. Used over the centuries among pot smokers to let each other know to bring an ample supply or at minimum for the impending session.

Yo don’t forget to bring green tonight, we are going to get lit.

by Pot smoker October 24, 2019