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bruce the bus driver

Bruce the bus driver is an evil man he loves little children and loves sucking lily pops he will chew on your toes and eat sloppy hamburgers
by Boy on the bus March 7, 2017
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bruce job

the act of rubbing ones penis up and down the collar bone of their partner whilst tonging their ear until ejaculation
'hey andy, that bruce job you gave me last night was ... just awful'
by sling arm January 23, 2009
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bruce wayne

easy...he's the dark knigh...aka batman!
Whoops, I just spoiled who Bruce Wayne really is!
by World Domination February 9, 2005
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The Bruce

An STD contracted from a woman.
This is a reference to the singer/songwriter Bruce Cockburn
I should never have played hide the sausage with that skank. She gave me the Bruce!
by D. Money March 2, 2008
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Bruce Almighty

1. A biopic about Bruce Campbell. Starring Jim Carey as Bruce Campbell and Morgan Freeman as God.

2. Nickname of b-movie icon Bruce Campbell.
1. Guy 1: I don't think Bruce Almighty is about Bruce Campbell, dude.

Guy 2: You shut your whore mouth if you think you can besmirch the good name of Bruce Campbell.

2. Bruce Campbell killed so many demons, hell spawns, zombies, and just general ugly things that he shall henceforth be know as Bruce Almighty.
by Ram Saimi February 22, 2012
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Bruce Ringsting

Condition that occurs after consuming too many spicy foods that cause a burning sensation around your sphincter when expelled.
I ate all of those Jalapenos in Rosa's Nacho's last night and this morning my anus had a live performance from Bruce Ringsting.

It was a bad idea to go to Akbar's at 3 am and hit the buffet for madras, now I've got a bad case of Bruce Ringsting.
by Mucho Mario October 23, 2012
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Bruce Burnham

the goodest boy ever and he does NOT look like a rat. also he is bo burnhams dog and he is white Chihuahua/Scottish Terrier mix and i love him
wow that rat looks nothing like bruce burnham
by Prettymuchbeanz October 22, 2019
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