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Dilisio Blunder

During the setting up phase or first turn of a game (primarily a board game), the player who's turn it is makes an overly aggressive and erroneous turn. The player doesn't recover from the mistake for the remainder of the game. This was named after board game reviewer from Dice Tower.
A player decides to found a civilisation in an arid desert.
Did you see that player's first move, a typical Dilisio Blunder.
by Maverick4986 November 2, 2020
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Dirty Bond

When an ugly female with the face of a bulldog and only one working lung dresses up in all black bondage gear including a big black strap on which she uses to "bond" with a highly intoxicated black dj.

Although she may enjoy the procedure, she will most lightly maintain her regular resting bitch face throughout it and will hope to be rewarded with a treat afterwards for being a good doggy.
Terry: God my ass is sore bruv! I think Wendy took advantage of me last night again!

Jak: You need to stop letting her come round to yours at the end of the night! Why do you do it!
Terry: I don't know bruv, when Im drunk I just love our Dirty Bond.
by Funkdoctorforeskin April 7, 2023
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To love that knows no bounds

A love that can not be tainted. A stong bond which can not be broken. An unconditional sacrifice for one another. A deeper magic with in ones self to be shared with only one person. A true love.
I shall love you for ever and always, may our love know no bounds or May our friendship know no bounds

To love that knows no bounds
by LexiLu January 11, 2010
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James Bond

Dude who gets laid in every Fucking movie
by THE people Brothers March 30, 2009
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Bondburger

A sex act in which the man pours ketchup and mustard in between the woman's butt cheeks, then puts his penis between said cheeks and squishes them together while saying "Do you expect me to talk?"
Last night, I Bondburgered your sister so hard I got ketchup all over the walls.
by kilgannon6 May 26, 2017
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gold bond

a golden breathmint for your balls
i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts
by dragonschld June 12, 2008
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Blound

1) v. The act of being blinded.
2) n. Past tense for blind.
1) That light permanently blound me!
2) I've been blound once.
by hdsk August 10, 2006
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