Bonsai Kittens

A hoax/shock site featuring young kittens being forced into too-small containers (jars, cubes, etc.) with a claim that you can grow kittens to be a certain shape, much like Japanese square watermelons.

See also Bonsai Kitty.

Troll: Hey guy, did you ever hear that kittens can be grown into cubes?
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut

Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.

by computercat682 February 3, 2015

bostan

esti bostan atunci cand lasi lada frigorifica la restaurant

Ba esti bostan cum sa iei 3 la mate

by 12 November 7, 2021

bonsa

Bonsa is a great friend although sometimes forgets the bro-code. He will go ho’s before bros and will try steal your girlfriend but putting that all aside. He is funny and the slowest smart person you will ever meet. He will keep you questioning your sanity and never let you have a boring time. It’s always best to have a bonsa by your side as they are extremely loyal.

Even though Bonsa can be a dog, he is super loyal.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jaymez Bonsall

A person with such a substantial amount of sexy points, a big brain, and a huge dick.

Jaymez Bonsall Has a whopper of a penis

by bonsall2004 November 7, 2020

bonsall

1. A fat male who slovenly eats his food quickly.
2. When food is dropping/falling on chases it to eat it before it falls. Fatty.

Dude, your fruit pie filling is falling, Chase it Bonsall chase it!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

bota

an acronym for B-breath O-of a T-thousand A-assholes

means you really need some gum....or surgery...

whoa man back the fuck up...you have bota here's a tic tac

by Tingles April 24, 2005

botafogo

the best brazilian soccer team that exsists on the face on the earth! (lol) better than all those others (like flamengo, fluminense and vasco). and it comes from the best state too! RIO!

person 1: Hey, Flamengo and Bota Fogo are playing eachother for the state cup!
Person 2: Botafogo is gonna beat them easy.

by daniz May 19, 2007