shit-bored

a state of being, usually occurs during summer break when you are unemployed and are girlfriendless. A level of boredom lower then being as bored as fuck. Usually can be relieved by taking a shit.

(Somewhere in Kansas)
Jeff: Dude, Im bored! Ill call my girlfriend!
Jeff: Oh thats right! She broke up with me because I'm a loser and have no job!
Jeff: Ill call Jimbo!
(call)
Jeff: Dude! I'm shit-bored what do I do?
Jimbo: You can always take a shit!
Jeff: Your a genius!

by boredasshit69 June 25, 2010

boobed

When a woman attacks you with her breast area.

Opps sorry i just boobed you.

by Jeffscriv July 22, 2007

officially bored

So bored that it is now official, and there is no escape.

"This party is so lame.. I am officially bored!"
"I'm posting bulletins on myspace, now you know I'm officially bored"

by cousinpaulie May 22, 2007

Boredom

A state of mind which results in posting excessive amounts of definitions on Urban Dictionary

Goddamn, I wallow in boredom. I know - let's post s'more on UD.com

by Katy June 30, 2004

bored

Anyone who is like me and is writing the definition for this word.

Someone who decides to look bored up would be bored.

by Anonymous B. August 10, 2006

Boredgasm

So bored that you start doing/ lots of random stupid things.

billy: ahhhhhhh yooooo bababaababa
joe: Whats your problem?
billy: sorry just had a boredgasm man.

by ahhhfxckit May 13, 2009

I'm bored

That's why I'm on urban dictionary. I'm also in DAEP. If you don't know what that is, then google it, you dumb a$$.

Jack:I'm bored.
Tom:Then go wank it in the closet.

by William Albaugh June 2, 2018