Blockade fart

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.

My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off

by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017

Blockability

The ability to block.

For example, if one day a wild horde came banging upon your door you would be wise the assess the blockability of the door between yourself and the wild horde.
As another example, if one day you were wandering in a forest and find yourself separated from a beast by a fallen tree the blockability of the fallen tree could save your life.

by CompletelySerious January 29, 2019

blocksworld

an old game from 2013 that got shut down in coronavirus year
it's based off of building blocks with dumb characters than just stand there on most of the worlds
"creative" worlds more like ripoffs with some changes
also toxic community

person: hey heard about blocksworld
guy: no
dude: that cringe game? yeah it's big trash

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021

blocksona

your minecraft character; who you wish you were if you had the chance to be made out of pixels

“we met over minecraft and now my boyfriend is more attracted to my blocksona than the real me”

by diddlydumbbitch March 26, 2021

Blocksmaster

The coolest Roblox-player to have ever graced this pitiful, god forsaken world. Blocksmaster is without a second, without parallel, and without competition. He is omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent, and omnisexual. He is love. He is life.

WAP (worship and prayer) to Blocksmaster 69 times a day

by kevnuts fan May 30, 2021

blocksite

The bane of any online school student's existence. It is a google extension that impossible to get around, if you don't know the password. If you delete it, mom will figure out. If you reinstall it, the password is most likely different, so mom will figure out. If you're a school student, you probably don't know how to hack, and you don't want "password cracker" on your search history.

Tim: My mom installed fucking Blocksite on google.
John: Damn... That sucks...
Tim: IKR!? My mom blocked all the good porn sites!
John: DAMN!!

by pokedude1229 June 1, 2021

Blockaphobia

The fear of someone named "TheDieBlock".

*or*
The moment when someone named "TheDieBlock" Starts to talk about hentai or anime.

Damn man, the doctor told me I should start taking blockaphobia medication...

I'm sorry john, but I have blockaphobia, out babies won't last long...

by Ranger man June 20, 2021