Blobtastic

The act of becoming blob-like in shape, size, and dimension on all four planes of human diversity. With similarities to bleh, ugh, fatman, fatso, and eww, bloblike people group together in packs similar to dog packs and hunt together, slowly, step by step, for fast food places in which they may indulge themselves for hours on end. During this proces, the blobtastic being may take out all being in their way.

"That blob of a human over there is blobtastic."

by nix_2810 August 19, 2008

Blob

Best Last Option Bae. From the most pirated movie in history.

I have to get laid at this party. But if all fails, Jamie is my BLOB.

by unofficially October 27, 2016

Blobbfish

Blobbfish is our lord and saviour. Blobbfish is genderless and lives in a dark hole where it does unspeakable things...
If you see one, you should bow down before this mighty creature starts to play dirty....

BLOBBFISH IS LOVE BLOBFISH IS LIFE
BLOBBFISH WiLL MAKE YOU LOVE
BLOBBFISH WILL END YOUR LIFE

by blobbfish March 16, 2019

Doing a Blob

Purposefully removing oneself from a sexually pleasureable expierence.

"Man did you hear about Blob, doing a Blob? He totally backed out of having his dick sucked by a hot girl."

by explicit x trollololol October 20, 2011

blibs

When you catch less then part of somthing.

I didn't see the whole movie i saw blibs of it.

by Better Off April 9, 2006

Bloast

Beating someone up

MAn i can't let him hit me i,m gonna bloast him up

by Marcus June 5, 2004

blobsquatch

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.

That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.

by Cuddles McStig October 12, 2008