bearding

(vb)- the act of rubbing one's beard on someone. Can be done to any part of the body.

Girl 1: So how far'd you get with Beardguy last night?
Girl 2: Well. . . he ended up bearding me for a while.
Girl 1: No f*cking way!

by jasperismycar November 14, 2011

beaching

Sitting on the beach soaking up the sun. Preferably while surrounded by the opposite sex.

Hannah: I'm going to Florida for vacation.
Joe: Oh, do you want to go beaching?
Hannah: Sure.

by joemamma1024 March 15, 2014

Load Bearing Tendon

A Cock

Whoa, she was leaning on my load bearing tendon.

by TheGooch February 21, 2009

Load-Bearing Wall

A wall that bears the weight of a young boy’s cum loads. After too many years of pumping jizz into the crevices of the wall, the wall may collapse if it bears too many cream pies.

Big Easy: Dude I love pumping iron. Shit really gets me going. It’s like cumming. I love cumming all over the place.

Tyrant: Broski, you and my buddy should be friends then. He used to cum all over his load-bearing wall at home. It was basically a Catacumb in his room.

Big Easy: Looks like I found a new best friend.

by Stoney69 March 29, 2019

Ball bearings

When you orgasm so hard you are dizzy and are trying to get your balance.

Usually said while trying to get them a towel or glass of water.

"I came so hard, hold on while I get my ball bearings"

by Tyler_dm November 10, 2019

Beachnigger

Someone whos is addicted to tanning, but does'nt utilize tanning parlors, but walks around shirtless all the time to enhance his tan.

My dumbass friend constantly goes shirtless on a 30 degree day becaus the fucking beachnigger thinks it will retain his glow.

by Ba Fangool November 22, 2009

searching for cavities

When a female is performing oral sex on a male, the male is searching for various forms of tooth decay and the like.

No, I didn't have sex with her, I was only searching for cavities.

Searching for cavities is what I does.

by Jay-Bones January 12, 2009