Twoot

v. - to tweet your fart

Joesph: (pff) Oh, i gotta go twoot that.

by TheHaloReacher July 27, 2011

Zoom Toobin

Exposing your dick on a Zoom conference call

I was tired of Karen's complaining, so I went ahead and whipped out the old Zoom Toobin

by Ziggipops October 19, 2020

Toob-er

One who's appendages resemble a tubular like structure. Particuallaly found among people with out muscle, or that do not take part in lifting weights.

A Toob-er may be found in groups of smokers, beer drinkers, and/or be of an age that is not preferable to be working out (very small chilcdren are much more likely to be Toob-ers)
Toob-er(s)may have tube like arms that resemble a paper towel roll, they also may have toob like legs that resemble a drinking straw.

by Ramborach May 30, 2008

Doobie Toobie

noun: an invention made by stoners to deter the smell of marijuana. Commonly used while smoking weed in a place of residence.

It is made using an empty toilet paper roll, with bounce (dryer) sheets stuffed inside. Depending on preference, the one end of the tube can be creased inwards so that it molds to the mouth while you blow out the smoke.

see also: doob tube

I stuffed my doobie toobie with 10 mountain breeze bounce sheets.

You never would've thought that a pothead would be smart enough to invent something so randomly cool.

by ae123456 January 19, 2009

Toob

One who is both a tard and a noob.

Guy #1: Dude, Billy set Alt+F4 as a hotkey in an online game and can't figure out why it keeps closing.

Guy #2: Man, what a toob.

by CodeNinja February 2, 2013

twoofer

A derogatory term used to make fun of a truther (AKA a conspiracy theorist). It is usually used to belittle or demonize the word truther.

truther: "9/11 was an inside jobby job! And if you don't see it then you are a stupid sheep! WAKE UP!"
Sane Person: "You twoofers are delusional..."

by uduserE102 May 14, 2013

toob

an intentional misspelling of TUBE

gayzelle's shirt says TOOB

by vodkasaid January 27, 2009