laser turkey

See moonkin.

Laser turkey is for pew pew not QQ.

by Malazoth December 23, 2008

turkey horse shoe

a slice of bread with slices of turkey, french fries and melted cheese on top. Origin of the Food is Central Illinois (Stewardson, IL)

A-dude whats for lunch today?
B-turkey horse shoe!
A-sa-weet!

by Jay Jay Porelempo September 23, 2007

Turkey Poppin

When a girl's nipples get hard, from a cold chill or excitement, like when you're Turkey timer pops out.

Yo, that cool breeze had all the girlies Turkey Poppin, them nips was hard enough to cut glass.

by Rcccccokkkk January 3, 2019

South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.

Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

turkey's done

When a woman has hard nipples, it usually takes place in cold office buildings. It refers to the thermometer that pops up when your turkey is done cooking

"Hey girl, your turkey's done."

by Little Miss Muffintop July 31, 2006

Jive ass Turkey

A damn fool, who constantly acts foolish and ignorant

Matthew Symonette is a jive ass turkey.

by Lit Up January 27, 2007

turkey drop

When a college freshman breaks up with their long time steady on the first holiday vacation back home, usually at Thanksgiving.

The dean of the university explained in parent orientation about the upcoming events in the school year.
"...and sure as the sun shines will come the the big turkey drop, it is at this time kids in record numbers break off their long term relationships on their first visit home..."

by SuperSasha March 6, 2009