turd tubing

To exchange poop between two assholes by means of gaping and possibly tubes
Dude, I heard they were turd tubing last bight. Gross
by elevated stardards jerk off March 18, 2010
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tube of shame

The London Underground conveniently closes at night from around 0030 to 0500 (because obviously everyone's asleep then).

Catching a 'tube of shame' is when one catches one of the early morning services home after a particularly massive night out, or worse one-night-stand.

The 'shame' is normally attributed to a combination of a comedown/hang-over you have and the reflection time you have on the train as you piece together what actually happened the previous night and how to explain it to friends.
Johnny answers phone
Ben: "... what were you doing last night with that girl/boy?"
Johnny: >>No comment<<
background noise of street/trains etc...
Ben: "Where are you?"
Johnny: >>no comment<< (too hung over, tired/mashed)
Ben (smirking): "Tube of shame :)"
Johnny: >>laughs in acknowledgement and hangs up<<
by cerberus82 February 12, 2011
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hunger tube

"Man, I'm starved. I just wanna shove a nice pie down my hunger tube."
by HarunaBanana January 29, 2015
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Tube snack

Any type of snack that is contained in a tube, making them easy to store and transport.
Pringles. Or equivalent. If you travel, finding your favourite munchies can be tough. Regular bags of chips don't travel well. Tube snacks solve this problem.

Hey babe, grabs some tube snacks for the trip.
by White Castle lover February 12, 2014
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Relief Tube

Main Entry: Relief Tube
Function: Noun
Etymology Modern English by adding relief and tube.
Date: 20th Century

A tube that is used to releive the pilot of an aircraft by inserting his naughty bits in the tube and thus relieving himself. The relief tube is a great pain and embarrassment saver for said pilot.
Pilot: Hey Mac, my relief tube is too short. Last flight I had to piss myself. Now I'm not only cold, but I also feel like a fuck stick.

Mechanic: Nah, just checked it, your relief tube is factory length.
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
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poon tube

An artificial masturbatory aide designed to replicate any female vagina.
Linda’s been on vacation all week, so I’ve been hitting that poon tube real hard.
by Winters & Yonkers June 29, 2018
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Lps tube

Lps tube is a place on youtube for creators to make videos with the toy or plastic figure littlest pet shop. Lps tubers will film things like series, short films, music videos, ect. Lps tube does have lots of drama with all the 9 year olds and anyone older. The drama that community contains can be pretty intense but overall the community is a good place for lps creators.
"damnit Tayler talking shit again" "ah that video is so amazing!!!" "lps tube is so fun!" lps tube has to much drama Im out"
by just true definitions January 26, 2020
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