Toilet

It eats your poop.

I took a crap on the toilet and the toilet ate it

by whereisyourboy4 November 4, 2009

Call of Duty: Toilet Terms

Terms named after killstreak rewards in MW2 that relate to taking a dump.
Well here it goes:

Airdrop: Taking a dump without your cheeks hitting the toilet seat; ideal for public restrooms

Sentry Gun: Shitting small pieces really fast, so it resembles the bullets of a turret.

Predator Missile: A really long piece of shit that comes down fast, usually leaving 'splash damage'

Emergency Airdrop: More than one piece of shit taken without sitting on the toilet seat.

Stealth Bomber: 'Silent but deadly'. Made no sound at all, but completely shook up the toilet.

EMP: Clogging the toilet so that it does not work, disabling it.

Tactical Nuke: Taking the most vile sounding shit that makes the whole toilet brown, including the rim. It clogs the toilet, and usually includes diarrhea, chunks, and leaves the washroom unusable for days.

Dude. I just nuked the toilet yesterday.
WTF? John, you've been smoking too much weed
No not this time, I'm referring to the Call of Duty: Toilet Terms

by legamer August 5, 2010

Toilet Seat Syndrome

Also known as TSS.
A very common, yet rarely talked about condition that males go through. Your about to sit down on the toilet seat to disperse your waste and halfway down your heart drops and you have a panic attack because you think you are going to sit on your testicles. You try to retreat but its too late and you sit down 100% safely. Usually followed by a great sigh of relief.

Many males suffer from TSS and sometimes have night tremors about it!

by Adam Howard August 17, 2005

gets more ass than a toilet seat

Used when one receives major amounts of ass.

man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

by Adrian December 28, 2005

skibidi toilet fan

a literal infant who has no clue what a good story is and sits on their moms phone all day and comments "it's not a meme it's lore" on every dumbass skibidi toilet video.

person 1: yo you see that 3 month old baby over there?
person 2: yeah, he's a skibidi toilet fan.

by the tender defender August 6, 2023

Skibidi Toilet

A YouTube show made for people at the age of 0-8.

Skibidi toilet is not funny and has no lore once so ever. It is legitimately just a toilet.

by poofart96 August 23, 2023

toilet texting

To text message while on the toilet.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally toilet texting you."
Guy 2: "Sweet, I toilet texted Fred earlier."

by TehAwesomeUD April 28, 2007