toefingersalad

Young Jofuss Dean dips his willy in Katie’s homemade salad and then feeds the remains to Dave’s victims

Victims to Dave: “What’s for tea”
Dave: “a freshly made toefingersalad”

by Naz Naz May 1, 2019

toebursian

the most stupid of all beings, a toebursian is not just stupid, but a clegnut and also a pleb, dont be a toebursian, be a bigboisian, or even better, a stonker. now thats where all the real money is ;)

hey superior Bigboisian and Stonker. Im a toebursian,

he later died....

unknown causes....

by The all might STONKER November 11, 2019

Tofu Cracker

Used an an insult against a (typically white female) self proclaimed "health guru". Usually obsessed with crystals, energy healing, and follows an extreme form of veganism (may go as far to shame any meat eater).

Health guru: "Make sure to realign yourself with Mother Earth's core every five minutes!"
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."

by satanicevil April 27, 2020

Tofu

Adjective - ( always written with a capital T)

1. used as a description. A person that is dull on his or her own, but lights up in a crowd.

Or

2. Used as an insult. A person who adapt to different environment and/or crowds but doesn’t seem to have a personality of their or refuse’s to show it. In this case the person seeks to deceive or manipulate

1.
-That guys hot...
-don’t waste your time girl! I’ve dated him and he’s definitely a Tofu.

2.
Are you sure? That guy seems nice!

I tell you man don’t trust him he’s a Tofu.

Or

I hate that bitch! Everywhere she goes people are so nice to her, from the bosses to the new hire’s. Little they know, she’s a Tofu

by Arvinshake84 October 5, 2020

Tofuey

Adj: bearing likeness to tofu

“This tofu is very tofuey

by Jazzbeans November 7, 2020

toenus

is the futus’s children, our toes are our grandkids!

my feetus just had a toenus

by kneenus hunter 👅👅👅👅👅 November 21, 2020

thefuckingsupreme_

my baddie mootual on tiktok

thefuckingsupreme_ is such a baddie

by jimmydarlingslobsterhand July 6, 2021