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the classy thing 

when a girl is giving you a handjob and right before she cums, she puts it in her mouth to avoid making a mess
I though she would do the classy thing, but she didn't, and now I have cum in my hair.
the classy thing by Garrett Sheive November 12, 2012
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we are a thing 

To be in a pre-relationship before actually dating.
"We are a thing" don't tell other people though.
we are a thing by Snap man February 2, 2018

dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat 

it's uvula but cardi dropped out of school
The small piece of soft tissue dangling over the tongue is the dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

long stabby thing 

Can be used to refer to any form of weapon - especially a knife, golf club, baseball bat or even a spouse - that can be used to fend off thugs at the unlikely time of 3 in the morning. (Brought up by morning show host Karl Stefanovic and unintentionally taken way out of context by fellow news anchor Georgie Gardner on Channel Nine's Today Show in February 2011.)
(1) I grabbed this long stabby thing that I have next to the bed just in case someone breaks in.
(2) Tim is my long stabby thing.

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing 

Used to describe an event, object or person which is of little importance. Stems from the fact that chickens (at least those bred as food) have wings but can't fly, rendering the wings unimportant. Can be used in place of a reassuring "don't worry about it" statement but often used as a sarcastic retort suggesting that which is being described is really not as important as the person saying it believes
Dave: Man I can't beleive I have to work on Saturday
Steve: Hey man, it ain't no thing but a chicken wing

OR

Dave: I got toally carved up by some d*ckhead white van at the roundabout
Steve: So? It ain't no thing but a chicken wing