sleep tattoos

N. The markings on the body from sleeping for an extended period of time, caused by blankets, clothing, or any other thing one would sleep on. Commonly found on the chest, face, and arms.

person 1: I just had the best nap of my life

Person 2: whats that all over your chest?

Person 1: oh those are just some sleep tattoos from my blanket.

by m_kobi November 10, 2013

Russian Tattoo

The red penis/mushroom tip shape left on a girl (or guys) face after being cocked slapped.

Damn, that looks like one big russian tattoo on the side of her face. She got cock slapped good.

by KH/LC May 12, 2003

Tattoo

The mark of a self absorbed prick. Tattoos do nothing of any good to the person, society or the world.

We all know in our heart of hearts that people who get tattoos are morons, just look at MTV.

by sligster September 9, 2011

tattooed old ladies

what the USA will be full of, 40 and more years from now.

Enjoy your inkjobs now, girls; in 40 years you'll all be so sagged out or so overweight that all you'll be is a bunch of tattooed old ladies appealing to NOBODY!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

tattoo shark

A ruthless greedy person who steals ideas or ideals from others because they are too depressed to confidently think of their own.

A tattoo shark is someone who gets ideas for tattoos from music video clips like for example Limp Bizkit.

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

tattooed tears

Its the one that thugs shed when their accomplices die.

Like "I shed tattooed tears during these multiple years"

by Manpreet Grewal (Punjab) January 23, 2004

tatoosh

Chinook for "breast." Also the name of Paul Allen's boat.

Check out the tatooshes on her! Dayyyummm.

by Sthuthi May 30, 2006