When a buddy named Mason, swipes an iowa students poop as it dangles out of the poop chute. It is a rather risky task.
by Kasbrochilligans June 1, 2012
Get the Poop Swoopmug. When you have a raging boner in a very awkward situation, this is the most effective maneuver to hide your stiffy. Simply swoop the shaft to the side and then tuck it up. Poof, no boner.
This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.
By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.
This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.
By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.
1. Bro 1: Dude I got a raging boner in front of Jenny the other day
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.
2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.
2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.
by lunatic7 February 9, 2012
Get the swoop and tuckmug. To shoplift or "hustle" someplace or someone by means of surprise (i.e Asking a complex or incomplete question in order to distract the person being "hustled")
That nigga asked me "Hey, I'm looking for the diet water in the Freudian personality section. Do you know the coordinates of it?" and ran the fuck out with a subway sandwich. I can't believed he swoop and swap my ass.
by ching blang June 29, 2008
Get the swoop and swapmug. The survivors of the crash in the Andes mountains were forced to feast on human remains. Too bad they hadn't discovered the emo swoop.
by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008
Get the the emo swoopmug. Baby Swoop is just so bomb and her booty lookin so right and her face is that of an angels.
Baby Swoop will beat a bitch up if her buffalo wings arent saucy enough.
Baby Swoop is a hereditary Gangsta.
Baby Swoop will beat a bitch up if her buffalo wings arent saucy enough.
Baby Swoop is a hereditary Gangsta.
by gblockbaby October 14, 2020
Get the Baby Swoopmug. When a single woman lets a married/taken man bleed his heart out about all the things he is not getting at home. Then waits for his weakest point and swoops in and offers up a sexual act.
My husband and I have been having a rough time, I caught him talking to another girl online and she totally attempted to skank swoop him by inviting him to her hotel room.
by Wiserants December 1, 2016
Get the Skank swoopmug. by axel.294 on ig June 3, 2022
Get the come swoopmug.