Sweaty Margarita

The act of rubbing your sweaty testicles along the rim of a margarita when some unsuspecting victim leaves their glass unattended.

When my buddy goes to the restroom I'm totally giving him a sweaty margarita!

by Skorp April 16, 2009

sweaty sack

to reclaim your seat. Call sweaty sack whilst touching your seat and then no one will take it

"I call sweaty-sack"
"I sweaty-sacked, you cannot sit there"

by Goose, Sheldon, Gassy, Matt, Stubbs, Andy, Hap and Jumber Jake January 31, 2005

sweaty sanchez

1. Perfroming the dirty sanchez on your girlfriend immediately after she has finished working out.
2. Giving your girlfriend a dirty sanchez using your ball sweat following an intense workout.

I gave sean's mom a sweaty sanchez after we had a four hour sex session.

by jvassios February 12, 2005

Sweaty Palm Day

A day in which you do nothing besides masturbate and play video games, hence by the end of the day your palms are very sweaty.

John: You wanna smoke a coupla blunts tomorrow?
Jake: Nah. Imma have an old fashined Sweaty Palm Day.

by iamsoiam February 14, 2010

don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.

calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.

by george January 20, 2005

Sweaty Ambulance

Known as the perenium, it is the piece of skin between a mans ballsack and arsehole. Also known as a gooch

I would like you to chew on my sweaty ambulance.

Shaun said to Brett "My sweaty ambulance is chafing"

by Pascal Zeebaboola October 27, 2008

Sweaty Jizz Farmer

Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house.

*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.

by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009