stumped

a cross between "stoked" and "pumped."

Frank: Are you ready for this game?
Leon: Hell yeah! I'm so fucking STUMPED, man!

by Keelie. July 4, 2008

stumbler

It truly is a fat fucking cone.

"He romped me a stumbler and I was on my ass."

by Diego September 4, 2003

Stomple

Stomple is a slang term for a stomach stapling operation, which is a restrictive operation for weight control.

Oh man, Tara really needs a Stomple before the buttons on her shirt start bursting.

by B-Dot. February 23, 2009

stomple

To half stumble, half stomp, as if feeling the emotion of angriness while sleepwalking.

1. Fred watched an angry elephant stomple the flowers as he clumsily ran to safety.
2. Mae stompled after her sister, who had just put her hand in warm water.

by Maralyse Hackinetti October 27, 2006

Stumpler

the stubby end of a penis looking material

veale has penis lips which smoked on a stumpler pipe

by Umdinger January 10, 2006

stumplennium

When you ask a tech question that a millennium can't answer

When I asked the sales clerk where to find an AC adapter. The staff were in a state of stumplennium until the manager was called.

by Mom chat November 16, 2018

Stumplet

A small chunk of hair

“Jennifer can you just cut off a stumplet”

by Stumpgirl December 1, 2018