Scared Geologist Theory

The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.

"THE EARTH ARE CORE'S!!!! SCARED GEOLOGIST THEORY IS THEM TRUTH'S!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

VP Squared

VP Squared: Verb, Pronoun, Preposition- Get=(verb) Over=(preposition) It=(Pronoun).

A geeky English Major's way of being sarcastic to another in conversation, through an overly dramatic and drawn out manner, in order to successfully make the recipient of said phrase feel like a complete tool.

Best used within the social context of a well established and long term friendship as a form of backhanded endearment; otherwise you might just get punched out.

Can also be used in the past tense.

Example:

Bob - "Man, My GF is such a drama queen."
Tom - "How long are you going to put up with her shit? VP Squared, already!"
Bob - "Huh? VP what?"
Tom - (Heavy sigh)"Verb, Preposition,
Pronoun, dumb ass."
Bob - "Come again?"
Tom - "Get Over It, Man! DAMN!"


Past Tense Example:

Tom - "Hey, how are things with you and the bitchy GF?"
Bob - "I vp squared that situation (got over it). Broke up with her weeks ago, son."
Tom - " Good for you, man."

by Prospoi November 1, 2008

Poopie Scared

noun

1. The inability to produce a successful bowel movement due to a a variety of reasons such as: unfamiliar public toilets (India hole in the ground style) and close confines of economy Caribbean cruises cabins.

While traveling by train through India, I noticed that the bathroom situation consisted of a hole in the floor in the bathroom, I was poopie scared until we reached New Delhi.

by ecac1 May 13, 2010

cuteness squared

The ultimate cuteness factor. Top of the heap.

The puppy photograph is cuteness squared.

by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012

M Squared

Short for Mac Miller

"Bro, you hear that M Squared last night? That shit was ill"

by MacFlow January 6, 2013

Spontaneous Staredown

The moment when you accidentaly have a silent staring contest with another person, usually resulting with someone blinking and the other laughing if friend, or if stranger going back to what they were doing.

It was quite awkward when I had a Spontaneous Staredown with that man.

by Birduarent May 8, 2014

Oy squared

When something happens and it's beyond oy, it's oy squared.

Andrea: The cable went out, the toilet over flowed and I'm out of wine.
Richard: Oy.
Andrea: No, oy squared!

by And What December 13, 2014