Spocking

Making the spock sign with your fingers and then masturbating a male between your middle and ring finger.

I sat on my husband's lap and started spocking him.

by NeedADickin September 13, 2011

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sporing

Sporing is a portemanteau of spore and boring. It is an adjective used to emphasize unparalleled boredom, like that experienced by sophisticated gamers who try to play Maxis's evolution simulation.

I tried to alphabetize all the streets in New York City but it was way too sporing.

by Beyond Zebra October 28, 2008

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Gas Sparking

The attempt to gas light a person , but the person doesn’t give in

Gas lighter: I forgive you for all the terrible things you’ve done.
Victim: well I didn’t do anything wrong so suck a benis. I don’t give In to this gas sparking

by Zen~Pai November 11, 2017

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Spocking

Stealing another man's girlfirend, fiancee, or wife.

man1 is walking down the street and sees a man and a woman together. he likes the woman. while man2 is away, man1 puts "moves" on woman1. When man2 returns woman1 is with man1. man2 runs away and becomes captain of a spaceship.

man1 just comiitted an act of Spocking. or he spocked woman1 from man2.

by PDHABigDaddy December 14, 2009

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snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats

did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?
yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

hey I just sniffed that hot chicks bicycle seat.

I didn't know you were a snorker.

did you see who rode up on that stingray?
you mean the one with the high rise handlebars and the banana seat?
yes I did, and she was mighty fine. I snorked that banana seat like right now!
wow, you are the snorkmaster.

by x2f101011 October 10, 2010

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