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Spount

Spount is a mathematical term used to address the act of expressing each individual numerical digit in a given number. Paralleled to spelling a word, spounting breaks down a multiple numerical digit number into individual numbers.
Spount the number "56743". Spounting this number would be expressed in a "five-six-seven-four-three" manner, rather than "fifty six thousand seven hundred and forty three". That is how you Spount.
by Josh Brad. October 10, 2007
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Sklunt

A derogatory term for females who are bitchy and apt to sleep with anything that walks. Although there has been some speculation that its current form came from the German verb schlundt (similar to the american phrase "to mushroom stamp") the word sklunt is derived from three popular insults; slut, skank, and cunt.

Relatively new to the American vernacular, this phrase is quickly gaining popularity on college campuses nation-wide, and a MTV reality TV show entitled "America's Next Top Sklunt" featuring Paris Hilton is currently under production, with a pilot scheduled to air next fall.
Male 1: "Holy s#*@ dude, I can't believe that (insert female's name here) just slept with the entire hockey team just to get back at me."

Male 2: "Yeah, she sure is a sklunt."
by samuel bennett February 9, 2009
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sluntasaurus

See: slunt.

An elusive creature, native to Alberta, Canada. A creature so heinous, it not only looks like trailer trash, it acts like it too. Nocturnal.
Did you see what she was wearing last night? What a sluntasaurus!
by eggsbenny April 25, 2009
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splint

The act of placing an index finger on top or beside the shaft of one's penis in order to please a woman with an abnormally large vagina; typically a necessary action while fornicating with a promiscuous woman.
"Man, you're gonna go after Tina? Having sex with her must be like throwing an hot dog down a hallway."

"That aint matta, I'll just splint her."
by James P. Masterson January 6, 2009
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Finger Splint

A veteran move to say the least. Often used after a long night of alcohol consumption. When a gentleman's erection is non-existent, he places his index finger under his limp noodle to "splint" it in order to succesfully guide it into his partners vagina in hope that once inside, he will wake up and perform.
"Man I was so wasted last night that I had to go with the finger splint. Even then I couldn't get it up! Needless to say, I was embarassed.....but not as much as she was!"
by Neilbra November 15, 2006
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splunked

Having a blob of semen striking ones face. Or the art of shooting a wad of man juice into someones face.
Man this chick was giving me head and I pulled it out and 'splunked' her.

Man poor bitch got splunked.
by Mack P Silk September 27, 2005
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splunter

Dan and Kent had an erotic evening of love making filled with spluntering.
by Rod Power November 20, 2020
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